This is the first entry of a new series I’m working on called “One Perfect Side”. The idea is to take an LP — or, more interestingly, a double or triple-LP — and break it into its constituent sides, pitting them against one another. Eventually, the quality of one side rises above the rest, taking its place as the, yes, “One Perfect Side” of the album.
…sounds cheesy? You’re cheesy.
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There are ten songs on Queens of the Stone Age’s best album, …Like Clockwork. I’ll admit, I had no idea that I was going to be getting four sides to work with when I bought it, but here we are; someone, probably Josh Homme, decided that releasing this album for playback at the sonically-superior 45RPM speed was the way to go, and the only way to fit ten songs onto a 45RPM album is to spread them out over two slabs of vinyl. As such, here are the sides we have to work with:
Side A:
- Keep Your Eyes Peeled
- I Sat By the Ocean
- The Vampyre of Time and Memory
Side B:
- If I Had a Tail
- My God Is the Sun
- Kalopsia
Side C:
- Fairweather Friends
- Smooth Sailing
Side D:
- I Appear Missing
- …Like Clockwork
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